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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Google will soon increase Pagerank to 15 due to "PR-leakage"!

Future-Phobia predicts that Google's Pagerank measurement, which uses a proprietary algorithm to determine the significance of pages on the Internet, ranking them from 0-10, will soon have to be expanded to cover a range from 0-15!

This is because there are so many sites out there that are just TOO GOOD! So good in fact, that in certain cases, the Pagerank has gone right off the scale and leaked out the end, as you can see in this magnified shot of the Google Toolbar pagerank indicator for a exceptionally high-ranking site!

We predict that Google will soon have to take measures to limit this worrying trend as it is thought that the uncontrolled expansion of Pagerank could cause a dangerous build-up of pressure on the Internet, possibly even an explosion!

As you can see, Pagerank is kept under control here at Future-Phobia and until the Google scientists recalibrate their instruments, we advise you to do the same!


Anonymous said...

I have a question:
how soon does the Pr increases or it is modified.

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